Call me.
Do you like kitties?
Anonymous

They’re alriiiiiight.

You look quite dashing with a moustache.
Anonymous

I think so too ;D

You really haven't meet Seb yet? Aw... I even draw you two together :|
He is a hell of a killer you know, he could be very useful~

:| :| :|

Remember that guy I told you about! The one I said look exactly like you? I SWEAR HE'S FOLLOWING ME. EXAMPLE: I was down the hall. The closest trash can is by his room and there is one down the hall. HE WENT TO THE ONE DOWN THE HALL. WHERE I WAS. It was so creepy. And now everytime I see him I freeze and whisper "Moriarty, whyyyyyy?". His name is "Samuel Waters". Moriarty, are you posing as a "Mr. Waters" and teaching Spanish 1? Don't lie, I know you.
Anonymous

I have far better things to pretend to do than teach Spanish.

what do you mean you don't know any sebastian moran? what?! D:

according to sherlock himself you're the most dangerous man in london. sebastian moran is the second most dangerous man in london and everyone says he works for you (and a lot of people say he's your boyfriend...), how could you not know him? D:

unless you wouldn't just tell us an important information like this on here, where sherlock and mycroft and half the staff of scotland yard can see... would you?
Anonymous

Well, obviously.

I have a favour; a 'friend' of mine is being a complete and utter bitch to me and everyone I know, would you mind having her killed in the most brutal way imaginable? Trust me, she deserves it :D

Why don’t you just do it yourself?
Much more rewarding. 

Do you like Nick Clegg?
Anonymous

He’s a bit of a pansy.
I am indifferent to him.
I tend to ignore pansies. 

Evil thing I did today #50

Laughed at the hilarious week of Coronation Street drama.

Do you know anyone named Sebastian Moran? If you haven't, find him. I hear he's the go-to guy for your very own evil sidekick. Everybody needs an evil sidekick as badass as Sebastian Moran...
Anonymous

Nice try, but no.

has either holmes complimented you for your moustache?
Anonymous

No.
:(