You look quite dashing with a moustache.

Anonymous
You really haven't meet Seb yet? Aw... I even draw you two together :|
He is a hell of a killer you know, he could be very useful~
Remember that guy I told you about! The one I said look exactly like you? I SWEAR HE'S FOLLOWING ME. EXAMPLE: I was down the hall. The closest trash can is by his room and there is one down the hall. HE WENT TO THE ONE DOWN THE HALL. WHERE I WAS. It was so creepy. And now everytime I see him I freeze and whisper "Moriarty, whyyyyyy?". His name is "Samuel Waters". Moriarty, are you posing as a "Mr. Waters" and teaching Spanish 1? Don't lie, I know you.

Anonymous
I have far better things to pretend to do than teach Spanish.
what do you mean you don't know any sebastian moran? what?! D:
according to sherlock himself you're the most dangerous man in london. sebastian moran is the second most dangerous man in london and everyone says he works for you (and a lot of people say he's your boyfriend...), how could you not know him? D:
unless you wouldn't just tell us an important information like this on here, where sherlock and mycroft and half the staff of scotland yard can see... would you?

Anonymous
I have a favour; a 'friend' of mine is being a complete and utter bitch to me and everyone I know, would you mind having her killed in the most brutal way imaginable? Trust me, she deserves it :D
Why don’t you just do it yourself?
Much more rewarding.

Anonymous
He’s a bit of a pansy.
I am indifferent to him.
I tend to ignore pansies.
Evil thing I did today #50
Laughed at the hilarious week of Coronation Street drama.
Do you know anyone named Sebastian Moran? If you haven't, find him. I hear he's the go-to guy for your very own evil sidekick. Everybody needs an evil sidekick as badass as Sebastian Moran...

Anonymous
has either holmes complimented you for your moustache?

Anonymous